The world's premier side-by-side partnership consultancy. We believe the best deals are made standing up.
Step Up to the PartnershipAt Urinal Partners, we believe that the most transformative business relationships begin in unexpected places. Our founders discovered that the most honest conversations happen when everyone is looking straight ahead, standing on equal footing, with no barriers between them.
We've built a consultancy around this principle: step up, stand tall, and let it flow. Our proprietary side-by-side methodology has helped hundreds of executives find relief from their most pressing business challenges.
Our comprehensive suite of services ensures no matter the size of the job, we handle it with discretion, speed, and zero splashback.
We help executives channel their energy into productive outcomes. Our flow-state consulting ensures nothing goes to waste.
Our partners stand right beside you—eyes forward, focused on what's ahead. No looking around. No distractions. Just results.
When the pressure builds, our mergers & acquisitions team delivers rapid relief. Fast, clean, and always well-aimed.
Our exclusive networking events are always at capacity. Everyone stands. Nobody sits. The most productive 90 seconds in business.
Our proven top-down methodology ensures value flows from the highest levels all the way down. Gravity does the rest.
Our white-glove, porcelain-grade advisory services are pristine, polished, and built to handle whatever you bring to the table.
Our streamlined approach eliminates unnecessary steps so you can get in, get it done, and get back to business.
Every partnership begins with a single step forward. We assess your position, check for availability, and ensure there's adequate spacing between all parties.
Our consultants facilitate the natural flow of ideas, capital, and strategy. We believe in removing all blockages to productivity. No forcing. Just flow.
We finalize every engagement with a firm shake. A quick wash-up of the details, and you're ready to walk away with clean hands and a done deal.
I was nervous at first. But they told me to just relax, look straight ahead, and let the partnership happen naturally. Best deal I ever made.
I've been to every consulting firm in the city. Nobody handles the pressure like Urinal Partners. They really know how to manage a heavy flow of work.
They promised a Number 1 experience and they delivered. The standing-room-only approach means we waste zero time sitting around. Absolutely game-changing.
I asked them how long the engagement would take. They said 'however long you need, but most clients find 45 seconds is sufficient.' They were right.
Our leadership team brings decades of experience standing tall in high-pressure situations.
A visionary who saw opportunity where others only saw porcelain. 30 years of standing experience.
Broke the porcelain ceiling. First woman to lead a side-by-side consultancy to a Number 1 ranking.
Keeps everything running smoothly. Known for his ability to handle overflow situations with grace.
PhD in Fluid Dynamics from Wharton. Literally wrote the book on trickle-down dealmaking.
Join the thousands of executives who've experienced the relief of a true Urinal Partnership. Eyes forward. Hands washed. Deals done.
Let's Shake On It